#Hashtags That Should Be Trending, Round 7
A couple things before we get started with the monthly #Hashtags That Should Be Trending post:
1) There will now be an easy way to tweet using these hashtags. Simply press the Tweet #hashtag Button and you're on your way to Twitter Greatness.
2) Have some funny hashtags of your own that have never been trending? Think more people should see them? Have a whole list of them and want to do a guest post, let us know on our Twitter account, @20SomeAwesome.
#summerofgeorge – Did you decide to take a week, month or all summer to do whatever you want, with grand thoughts of awesomeness? End up sitting at home doing nothing? That’s what we’d like to call a classic case of the Summer of George. In your case go with Summer of “Your name”.
Took the day off work to run errands, go for a run, go visit dying mother in hospital, and learn how to cook. I am currently pantsless and starting season 2 of LOST. #summerofmike
Everything I hope and dream to be.
#heynow – There is this early 90’s HBO half hour sitcom that is somehow pretty awesome. If you look past the weird clothes you’ll enjoy yourself. Especially the character played by Jeffery Tambor. His character, Hank Kingsley, has easily the best catch phrase of all time. Hey now!
Just won 5 bucks on this scratch off. #heynow
Hey now!
#JTT4L- Don’t kid yourself, You know exactly what JTT stands for. Males, don’t feel too bad, the first time I saw the letters JTT together I instantly thought of that middle Home Improvement child. I think I’m still straight so you have nothing to worry about. I don’t think I’d make a point of it to mention to my girlfriend, however... #nogirlfriend
Just got done building a bird house and smashed my hand. My middle son was off being smart and reading books and getting in trouble at school for writing an exposé for the school newspaper. #JTT4L
Argyle before argyle was cool. #JTT4L
#nogirlfriend – Realize what you are tweeting is only because you don’t have a girlfriend, or the reason? Be sure to use this hashtag.
On a three day wake and bake bender, ate two bags of cheetos, and am finally finished with season 2 of LOST. #nogirlfriend #summerofmike
A clever shirt I wear from time to time that has the ladies swoonin'.
#blatznjuice- Taken from a skit by Forest Moon Crew (You can watch “Curb Turkey” Here), Blatz N’ Juice is a tasty alcoholic drink which is sweeping the redneck parts of the Midwest. It’s a surprisingly awesome treat which can be enjoyed by almost all 12 year olds. Should be used to let us all know what you are sipping on tonight. Watch Blatz N' Juice on Youtube.
Drunk LOL. Cindy’s mom is out of town tonight. Brad is looking totally hot. Lol #blatznjuice
Mixing some cocktails. #blatznjuice
#Hashtags That Should Be Trending, Round 6
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#wegotfliescomingforus - Summer is somehow upon us, this means one thing, and one thing only: Short shorts and flies. Flies everywhere. And they are coming for you, on the lake, around the campfire and especially in the motor home.
It’s getting dark out. Just hanging around the fire, having some chats and drinking some beers. #wegotfliescomingforus
Meet innovation. MONEY.
#twothingsthatarehardtodoatthesametime - This one is easy. You just tweet two things that are hard to do at the same time.
Poop Eat #twothingsthatarehardtodoatthesametime
The toilet, also a table in jail.
#soharddude – This one has a variety of uses. You could go the sarcastic route, used to mock some homie on twitter about his sweet shirtless profile pic. You could go with the legitimely gay route, if you’re into that. You could also just be referencing some rocks and talking about their ranking on the MOH Scale. It’s really up to you, but I tend to go with sarcasm.
Yo, @rockhardlifter69 you looking all swelled up in that picture bro #soharddude
I just got back from the gym, let me pop this shirt off and take a quick pic for Twitter.
#tightbutthole - This one is a shout out to the Comedy Central show, Workaholics. You’re probably asking yourself, “But why tight butthole? I don’t get it.” Well, what’s tighter than butthole? Exactly.
The moment I've been waiting for has almost arrived..using the swiffer for the first time sooo #tightbutthole - Real tweet by @vspinabelli
You are so loosest butthole.
#andthatshowyougetants – Another TV reference with a quote from the hilarious FX show, Archer. It can be used for actual times when you would get ants from doing something, like leaving food on the floor. It also can be used for anytime someone does something trival but is still a nusance, like leaving the window open when it is suppose to rain.
Thanks to my wonderful girlfriend @hotkaren69 for leaving the window down on my car. #rain #thatshowyougetants
Wait, I had something for this...
#Hashtags That Should Be Trending, Round 5
Mike 2 is back and this time with another round of #Hashtags That Should Be Trending. Go ahead make Mike 2's day (also Mike's and Anton's) and read these over, have a couple laughs, and leave us a comment below.
#screwthedictionary - We all make up our own words. They could be gibberish, or they could just be used with a different meaning. Use this when you just want to say, “Up yours, Webster.”
Totally just told this dude at Meijer to “suck my tam.” Yeah, I don’t know either. #screwthedictionary
All books should have those thumbtabs. That’s the only reason I ever picked one up.
#seriouslyitsthe21stcentury - For those times you go to the gas station, pick up a 96 oz energy drink and Funyuns, and the person in front of you has the audacity to pay with a check.
Checks should be outlawed. Get a debit card at least. #seriouslyitsthe21stcentury
Forget the checkbook, what’s that white and black thing in their right hand?
#fuckingtechnologyman - When you just learn about something that technology can do. And it totally blows your mind.
I read about this car that can drive you to the moon while Tweeting about it #fuckingtechnologyman
And I thought using my fingers to fling colorful birds was awesome.
#fourthdrinkpourfail - When you get to that 4th mixed drink and think you have the proportions juuuuuuust right. Then it tastes like straight vodka. Every time you sip it, you make that face. You know the face.
Oh man, this is gonna be so goo...Oh my sweet, merciful fuck, this is 16 ounces of pure Goose. #fourthdrinkfail
Look how good that looks. It’s got the stick. The lime. Taste it, I dare you.
#nightisruined - You work all day. You come home for a TV dinner and sit down to watch your favorite new TV shows. After you watch for 2 minutes, you realize it's a rerun. All the shows tonight are reruns.
Can’t wait for #nbcthursday tonig--What is this? Reuns?! ALREADY?!? #nightisruined #fourthdrinkfail can’t come soon enough
It seemed like a reasonable reaction at the time. Now I’m going to miss next weeks #nbcthursday
#Hashtags That Should Be Trending, Round 4
Round 4 of #Hashtags That Should Be Trending is below. Please notice the pictures are now below the hashtag instead of above.
#wassup- Originated in the late 90’s thanks to the cool, refreshing taste of Bud. Wise. Er. It is now used when you’re trying to be cool, over 30, and have no idea it is no longer the year 1999. The more s’s used, the cooler you will look. Seriously.
Got two numbers last night! The girls could probably be my daughters too. #wassssssssssssup
#wasssssssssssssssssssssup
#noregrets- Have you done something you’ve regretted but don’t want to feel bad? No Regret It! Never listen to your conscious again! It can also be used for less serious things such as not regretting eating that Taco Bell last night.
Ended up going on a three night bender. Last night I woke up with my nose covered in coke dust and naked next to a random guy. #noregrets #takethatmom
You know this guy has never regretted anything he's ever done.
#thatllhappen- Sometimes things just happen, they might not be the greatest things or the worst things but they are things that happen. It’s really no surprise either, that these things happen, so it’s confusing why some people feel the need to tweet such obvious things. Used best when used as a comment on a retweet.
#thatllhappen RT @35yearoldballin: Ate too much Taco Bell and destroyed the toilet. #wassssssssup #noregrets
Who would ever think this would cause problems coming out the other end?
#highfive- The high five is at the peak of it’s existence. I can only imagine how left out it feels being rarely used on Twitter. We need to change this, not only for the high five, but for ourselves. I mean what feels better than a high five with one of your homies after a great zinger or an OT inducing beer pong shot?
Who still has both of their hands?! #highfive
Even this guy wants #highfive to be trending on Twitter. Make this sad bear's day and give that paw a slap.
#annefrankinit- Hiding out from your friends, family, mother, teachers, police etc? Sometimes you just need a break from people or maybe you need to just lay low for awhile. Just add the tag at the end and everyone knows they won’t hear from you for two years (June 1942-August 1944).
I may or may not have killed a guy with a Trident. #annefrankinit
This guy knows all too well what it means to be #annefrankinit (click for reference)
#Hashtags That Should Be Trending, Round 3
It's been about a week since the last one so here is the third installment of #Hashtags That Should Be Trending. Have a suggestion for a #hashtag? Let us know on our Twitter account, @20SomeAwesome.
#comeon- Stolen from Arrested Development which, if you haven’t heard, will have 10 new episodes and a moviecoming in 2013? It is mostly used when something is so ridiculious you can’t believe someone would think it, such as a guy taking a whiz through a $5000 suit.
Mom! Where's my pizza? #comeon
Right, the guy in the $4000 dollar suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. #comeon
#gloveslap- Gloveslap is used as a sign of dominance to get things you want. You can also use to to challenge people to a duel, but be careful not to challenge an old Texas Oil Man. He will accept and you will have to flee to the outskirts of town where you will eventually start growing ToMacco.
Hey, @steveburnburger, I banged your sister last night. That's what you get for eating my Apple Jacks. #gloveslap
I demand satisfaction.
#chop- Inspired by Workaholics episode “Old Man Ders”. A drunk and “old” (25) Ders brings back his old time playground favorite “that’s a chop”. Adding a “that’s a #chop” or simiply a “#chop” can be devastating to all who’s involved. #Chop can also be used when you drop some unexpected knowledge on somebody. Use liberally and often.
I’m 25 dickhead, and that’s a #chop
That's one tight butthole.
#drunk- This one is pretty simple. Let the Twitter world know that you are in no way responsible for the words that you just typed with one simple hashtag. Then in the morning all parties involved will have no hard feelings about the tweet or the nights previous events no matter how messed up or depressing they really are. Hell, you all might even have a good laugh about it later.
Oh yeah, well fuck you @staceyturnerbush, you’re just a fat bitch anyways. #drunk
This guy fell asleep drunk tweeting. Still drinking though, like a champ.
#whatisgoingonuphere- Sometimes you’ll have this moment of realization where you don’t know what is going on in your head. This is the “What is going on up here *points to head*” moment. Thank you Charlie from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Commonly used when under the influence of drugs, such as but not limited to: huffing glue/paint, smoking marijuana, taking prescription pills, dropping acid, and/or eating shrooms.
Where did that elephant come from? #whatisgoingonuphere
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